WTF Break!

SHORT + ER = SHORTER.

Two more letters. Literally SHORTER.

I don’t know Y.

DESSERTS.

STRESSED is DESSERTS spelled backward.

An impasta.

Impasta sounds like impostor.

Nice belt.

An 8 looks like a 0 wearing a belt.

Nacho cheese.

Nacho sounds like not your.

It had too many problems.

Problems can be exercises or troubles.

A gummy bear.

Sneakers.

An investigator.

In a vest + gator.

You planet.

Planet sounds like plan it.

It was two-tired.

Two tires; too tired.

A satisfactory.

They use honeycombs.

They log in.

It’s always spotted.

Spotted means seen, or covered in spots.

All the fans left.

It was a fun guy.

Fun guy sounds like fungi.

A palm tree.

A dino-snore.

Pop music.

An envelope.

Letter means a piece of mail.

A towel.

It absorbs water as it dries something else.

A teapot.

T sounds like tea.

If they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels.

Bay + gulls sounds like bagels.

The letter M.

Look at the letters in those phrases.

Fsh.

Eyes sounds like I’s. Remove the I from FISH.

A clock.

No-eye-deer.

It sounds like no idea.

Incorrectly.

It’s the word INCORRECTLY.

Its days are numbered.

A cornfield.

Ears of corn.

It’s impossible to put down.

I’m stumped.

A carrot.

Carrot rhymes with parrot.

Then it would be a foot.

Twelve inches make one foot.

It was feeling crummy.

Crummy sounds like crumb-y.

It was outstanding in its field.

A blueberry.

Blue can mean sad.

A meowntain.

Meow + mountain.

They’d crack each other up.

Their horns don’t work.

It had no body to dance with.

No body sounds like nobody.

Microchips.

A puddle.

A bulldozer.

Dozing means sleeping.

A stick.

A little chilli.

Chilli sounds like chilly.

Give it ten tickles.

Ten tickles sounds like tentacles.

It’s pointless.

Do you know how to drive this thing?

Tank can mean an aquarium or a vehicle.

To work on its pecks.

Pecks sounds like pecs: chest muscles.

You rocket.

Rocket sounds like rock it.

A little hoarse.

Hoarse sounds like horse.

You’d think R, but their first love is the C.

C sounds like sea.

A thesaurus.

In case they got a hole in one.

A Labracadabrador.

Labrador + abracadabra.

He couldn’t see himself doing it.

A drizzly bear.

Drizzly sounds like grizzly.

They’re always up to something.

A wise quacker.

Quack + wisecracker.

I’ll meet you at the corner.

Igloos it together.

Igloos sounds like he glues.

It’s on the house.

On the house also means free.

A buzz cut.

I’m still working on it.

A depresso.

Depressed + espresso.

History. It’s full of dates.

Dates are fruit, or days on a calendar.

Reality.

Reali-tea. Reality can be hard to accept.

To keep up with current events.

Current also means a flow of electricity.

Queue.

QUEUE becomes Q. They sound the same.

A waist of time.

Waist sounds like waste.

That’s odd.

Seven is an odd number.

Halloumi.

Halloumi sounds like hello me.

A comb.

Its teeth can tug on tangled hair.

A milkshake.

A can’t opener.

Nothing. It just waved.

Hi, bud.

Never mind. It’s tearable.

Tearable sounds like terrible.

You stay here. I’ll go on ahead.

Ahead sounds like a head.

They make up everything.

Make up can mean compose or invent.

It wasn’t peeling well.

Peeling sounds like feeling.

They get toad.

Toad sounds like towed.

Sofishticated.

Fish + sophisticated.

But I couldn’t make enough dough.

Dough can mean bread mixture or money.

Tomato paste.

It ran out of juice.

A vacuum cleaner.

A pouch potato.

Pouch potato sounds like couch potato.

Put a little boogie in it.

Boogie can mean a dance or a booger.

A receding hare line.

Hare sounds like hair.

The net profits.

A piano.

Bookkeeper.

b-OO-KK-EE-per.

The delivery.

It goes chew, chew.

Chew sounds like choo.

You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish.

Tune a sounds like tuna.

The ceremony was okay, but the reception was excellent.

Reception means a party or a radio signal.